Men’s "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Premium Boxer Briefs
Men’s "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Premium Boxer Briefs
Men’s "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Premium Boxer Briefs

Men’s "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Premium Boxer Briefs

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$15.00
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  • Hold onto your stockings because our "Ugly Christmas Sweater" Premium Boxer Briefs are about to jingle your bells! These bad boys aren’t for the faint of heart—loaded with festive chaos like reindeer getting down, presents nobody asked for, and snowflakes that make you feel oh-so-nice (or naughty).
  • Featuring a fly opening for those quick unwrap sessions, a waistband that feels like a cozy sweater (without the itch), and of course our modal fabric that wicks away moisture faster than your in-laws drink up your booze. Now your boxer briefs stay fresh while you handle the chaos!
  • No bunching, no chafing, and zero Rinkles—just pure, unrestricted, holiday-fueled comfort that stretches where you need it and supports your "package" like it's Christmas morning. Whether you’ve been naughty, nice, or somewhere in between, these boxers are ready to sleigh the game.
  • Crafted with 95% modal and 5% spandex, these premium boxer briefs provide a soft, flexible, moisture-wicking feel. Enjoy superior elasticity that adapts to your every move, ensuring all-day comfort and a perfect fit.

Size: S

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How membership works

First Pair Guarantee
Not satisfied with your first pair? No worries! Try it on, and if it’s not the right fit or feel, just let us know. We’ll either send you a new size or give you a full refund—no return required.

  • 95% Modal, 5% Spandex:
    Provides an ultra-soft, stretchy fit that won’t bunch up or irritate your skin.

  • Comfort waistband:
    Roll-resistant for irritation-free comfort.

  • Moisture-Wicking:
    Keeps you dry, cool, and confident all day long.

  • Dick Rinkle Stuff Sac™:
    A contoured pouch that ensures support and comfort where you need it most.

  • 5” Inseam:
    Perfect length for all-day wear.

We fulfill orders and ship all our products from Minneapolis, Minnesota within 1 business day. Shipping may take up to 5 business days (except for any carrier delays). You will receive a shipping confirmation email once your order ships. The email will contain a USPS tracking number. If your order wasn't delivered to you within the time stated in your order confirmation email, please contact us and we will assist.

Gear for the Bold & Ballsy.

Ultimate Stretch & Flexibility

Designed to move with you, these boxer briefs offer the perfect stretch. No matter how active your day is, they stay secure yet flexible, giving you ultimate comfort.

Contours to Your Body

Our boxer briefs mold to your shape for a snug yet flexible fit. With unmatched support, you’ll stay comfortable through every step of your
day.

Engineered for All-Day Comfort

Meticulously designed for a perfect fit, these boxer briefs move with you, keeping everything in place without compromise—offering superior support and freedom.

Why Settle? Choose Premium Comfort

Unlike other brands, Dick Rinkle’s premium boxer briefs provide a fit that lasts all day, without any unnecessary adjusting or discomfort.

Push Your Limits, Not Your Briefs

Stay ahead in comfort with boxer briefs that can keep up. Whether working out or lounging, experience unmatched support and lasting comfort.

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Frequently Asked Questions

The Stuff Sac (tm) by Dick Rinkle

  • Contoured Design
    The contoured Stuff Sac (tm) is specifically engineered to provide ergonomic support and comfort for your cock & balls.

  • Enhanced Comfort
    The curvature reduces friction and pressure points, ensuring a snug yet comfortable fit all day long.
    It cradles and supports your goods, preventing chafing and discomfort, even during vigorous activity.

    It also conforms naturally to your body's contours, offering a tailored fit that stays in place without feeling restrictive.

    It eliminates the need for constant adjustment, allowing you to focus on your day without distraction.

  • Improved Airflow & Breathability
    By providing ample space, the Stuff Sac (tm) promotes airflow and ventilation, keeping the queen's onions (and guard) cool and dry.

    This helps to prevent moisture buildup and discomfort, keeping you feeling fresh.

  • Supportive Structure
    The curvature of the Stuff Sac (tm) creates a supportive structure that gently lifts and holds the crown jewels in place, reducing the risk of discomfort or injury.

    It offers a feeling of security and confidence, allowing you to move freely without worrying about shifting or sagging.

  • Enhanced Appearance
    The tailored fit and supportive design of the Stuff Sac (tm) contribute to a streamlined silhouette, enhancing the overall appearance of your physique.

    It provides a subtle boost of confidence, ensuring you look and feel your best at all times.

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We fulfill orders and ship all our products from Minneapolis, Minnesota within 1 business day. Shipping may take up to 5 business days (except for any carrier delays). You will receive a shipping confirmation email once your order ships.  The email will contain a USPS tracking number.  If your order wasn't delivered to you within the time stated in your order confirmation email, please contact us and we will assist.

If you wish to modify your order, you may always contact us before the item ships. Once shipped, we will not be able to modify or cancel request any order and you will need to request a return once the product is received. We apologize for the inconvenience you may face in this regard.

Dick Rinkle premium boxer briefs are available in sizes Small to 2XL. Please refer to our size guide for accurate measurements, ensuring you get the perfect fit. If you’re unsure, feel free to reach out—we’re happy to assist!

Yes, our boxer briefs are made from hypoallergenic materials, making them ideal for sensitive skin. They are crafted without harsh chemicals, ensuring comfort all day long.

Our boxer briefs are easy to care for. Simply toss them in the washing machine with like colors and use cold water. For best results, tumble dry on low heat or air dry to maintain fabric quality and durability.

Absolutely! Our boxer briefs are designed with a seamless structure and ultra-soft fabric to reduce friction, ensuring you stay chafe-free no matter how active your day is.

Yes! We offer exclusive bundle deals where you can save by purchasing multiple pairs at once. Check out our bundle options for even better value.

We stand by our First Pair Guarantee—if you’re not satisfied with the fit or comfort of your first pair, let us know, and we’ll send you a new size or offer you a refund. No return needed.

Yes, our boxer briefs are made from breathable, moisture-wicking fabric that keeps you cool and dry all day long. Perfect for both everyday wear and active lifestyles.